Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was lonely, but at least it gave him freedom from stuffy meetings. But when a ruthless corporation threatened to encroach his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to forge a plan. He couldn't let them smother his tranquil way of life! His first step? Recruiting an unlikely crew. A mischievous fairy godmo

Man, this job really wastes. I'm so busted I could just fall asleep. All I wanna do is chug some soda and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta post a few Shrek memes to celebrate the boredom. Existence is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunger, about climb